1. If a glukkon offered me ten million: I would pull up the will power to say no; that amount of money would corrupt anybody. I would and could not handle it. Besides, my hopes and dreams do not involve becoming rich. And also, Abe is The Mud, and I admire him too much for the revolutionary that he is.
2. If a scrab chased me: I'd do what my instincts told me and run, hoping not to get eaten.
3. If a slig had a crush on me and blew me a kiss: I'd tell him I was flattered and turn him down.
4. If I was surrounded by fleeches and couldn't step on a slurg: Stand still for a while, and if the situation didn't improve I'd sneak out.
5. If a paramite was my pet: I suppose I would do watever pet-owners do.
6. If I turned into a Mudokon: I won't go there!
7. Would I use mission impossible techniques to unmask Bigface: Absolutely not. I'd have too much respect for him, and I do for anybody that spiritually advanced.
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That was lame.
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