*evil laugh... really evil*
Alright, so, this seems fun...
I suppose...
Heheh...
1. If a glukkon were to give you ten million dollars, if you were to catch Abe?
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I'd say no. Abe would probably do something nasty to me if I tried to catch him...
2. If a scrab was chasing you?
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Climb a tree, perhaps?
3. If a slig had a crush on you and blew you a kiss?
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I would probably be surprised that a slig knew what a kiss is...
4. If you were surrounded by fleeches, and you can't step on a slurg.
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Be reeeeaaallly carefull...
5. If a paramite was your pet?
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Make sure it knows it's bad to attack people...
6. If you turned into a mudokon?
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I would find it extremely hard to have only three fingers...
7. Would you use the "mission impossible" techniques to unmask Bigface?
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Eh? I haven't seen that movie...
8. If a vykker were to experiment on any product on you, what would it be? What would you do?
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With my luck, it would be something painful. I would try to get out, but if it actually was something rather painful, of course they've made sure I can't do a thing...
9. If a intern locked you up in a cage, in order to stick a needle into you which holds a non-tested substance would you:
a. Use karate! Wahh! Waaaahhh!!!
b. Sit there like a sissy?
c. Scream! (like that's going to help anyways!)
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Scream! It's always someone to hear me... If you don't believe me, watch the nearest movie that contains a woman.
10. Would you rather be born a vykker, an intern, a glukkon or a slig? Why?
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Why isn't mudokon a choice? Mudokons are the only ones that doesn't get killed "that" often... Aw... Well, I'd choose vykker. Vykkers are cool, and they get to test stuff.
11. Do you trust the food in oddworld? Or would you rather be a vegetarian?
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I'd trust it. No doubt.
12. Would Alf's tea have an effect on you? What about Soulstorm Brew? If so, how? Would you get drunk? Relaxed?
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Alf's tea wouldn't have a effect on me unless I'd been drinking Soulstorm Brew. That would probably make me rather naxious (that's the right word, right? You know, sick? I'm gonna throw up?)...
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