1. If a slig had a crush on you and blew you a kiss?
I would tell his buddy's what he did and they would promptly beat him for me.
2. If you were surrounded by fleeches, and you can't step on a slurg.
I would sneak away to some safer area. (duh)
3. If a paramite was your pet?
I would feed it regularly and slowly build its confidence in me so that it is more comfortable with me.
4. If you turned into a mudokon?
Most likely die from shock.
5. Would you use the "mission impossible" techniques to unmask Bigface?
NO WAY! I have to much respect for the guy!
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