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08-14-2002, 08:27 PM
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They basically ban wrestling or crab soccer for a while.
What do they think life is? A amateur gay porno!? Jesus.

Wrestling;

Gay Guy: *To be said in a real camp voice, cos thats the best way* "I pinned you, i pinned you!! Yeyeyeyeyey!!"

Straight Guy: *To be said in a masculine voice...Grrrr* "Ok...you can stop holding me down with your pelvis now(!)"

or

Straight Guy: "Bring it on fag boy(!)"

Gay Guy: "Be gentle with me..."

*Get in a tussle and roll around on floor.*

Gay Guy: "Your...your so strong(!) And your arms, they're so big...Wow."

Straight Guy: "Thats not all thats big..."

*Corny music kicks in*

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Nope, he never does.
Well, im sorry for not believing you when you asked me to marry you, Pinky!!

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you don't seem to realise that you can be gay/bi without it dominating your personality,
However, stereotypes (In my opinion) are more amusing...
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