Limpknot: Next Caller?
*Ring. Ring. RING!*
"Hi. My name is Kesiah. And I wanted to ask you if you can help me.
You see I REALLY need some Chamomile tea from Alf's, 'cause if I don't I start twitching and doing really strange things, but I don't have his number! My last Psychologist said I was a nutcase, and that made me so made that I hurt him til he didn't get up no more, I know I'm not really crazy! I just get these headaches....."
Limpknot:..Your psychologist already answered ya question ya nutcase! Actually, I am drinking Alf's tea now. Are you drooling? *smells the tea* I have his number and I can call him anytime but guess what I have a surprise for you...I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU HIS NUMBER!! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHHAAHAH!!! Call this number 298-9000. This is not the number to Alf's Rehab house, but to a nut house!! Next Caller!
Last edited by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR; 08-14-2002 at 05:26 AM..
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