Limpknot: Next caller?
HERBIE: "Um...uh...L-Limpknot, sir? I-I have a problem. I was p-playing paintball with my pals Goozie and Pok, a-and my paintball gun just exploded a-all over me. Now I'm a yellow mud, a-and everyone at school l-laughs at me. It wont c-come off. C-can you please tell me what to do?"
Limpknot: M-aybe, I-I c-c h-help yyyoou! Um..maybe you should..use paint remover! Paint remover you yellow twisted mudokon airhead! Or better yet, wash your self at the dry cleaners, So everyone can watch their favorite comedy show "I'm a stuttering yellow mudkon spinning around and around and around and around in the washer, then, they would really have something to laugh at! NEXT CALLER!
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