Limpknot: Okay It's 8 odd am and 30 degrees good morning I am Dr Limpknot to help you with your problems. Let's go to our callers, caller?
GREGG: "Hello? Dr. Limpknot? I need some advice. Everyone at school calls me a freak because I have an extra finger one each hand beside my pinky fingers. I think they're jealous because I can type better and swim fast, but they won't listen. Would should I do?"
Limpknot: Well I think you should join a circus because you are a freak for one thing! If it gets outta hand at school, join the swim team and show those people what freaks can do with extra fingers!! Next Caller!!
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