[Statikk HDM]

I have a few things going for me that will protect me from AIDS. AIDS will never get me.
Number 1: I am straight as an Indian arrow. 50 percent of all people who get AIDS are gay.
Number 2: I do not use drugs by use of IV. 28 percent of all people who contract AIDs are junkies. Not me, I'm clean as a whistle.
Number 3: I am not a GAY JUNKIE 6 percent of all people with aids are gay junkies. Not me.
Number 4: I never get blood transfusions. 1 percent of infected people get Aids from a dirty transfusion. I never got 1 and will probably never need one.
Number 5: I am not a hemophiliac 1 percent of infected people are hemophiliacs. Once again, not me.
After crunching thos numbers that leaves us with a 13 percent group that I could be a part of. Nope.
35,000 infected people got the disease from sleeping with IV users. 4000 women got it from men. Im not a women, that can't be me. 1,681 got it from a hemophiliac. I don't know any hemophiliacs, can't be me.
That leaves 7 percent. Bring it on Aids. I know you don't go after all people at the same rates, you discriminate! I am a Caucasian who isn't gay, don't use drugs, and don't sleep around. You will never taint me! I AM THE LIZARD/AIDS KING!!!!