Suddenly Sloglix appeared and said telepathically to the slig "You will delibaretly try to make them bad just so you can kill them. You are a threat to the Mudokon kind. You have three choices. Jump off a cliff, shoot yourself or I eat you. Which one?" The slig says "Choice 4: RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The slig runs faster than Sloglix could, so Sloglix cleverly blasts a hyperblast beam at the slig, and the slig, although not dead, is unable to move. Sloglix makes a slog's woof sound then eats the slig. "I won't have any threats to Mudokons, Scrabs or Paramites - I don't care about the Paramite Pie factory as long as only paramites bred there are used, which is what is used currently. And remember, I DON'T GIVE A *BZZZ* ABOUT ANY SLIG EXCEPT THE OCCASIONAL FLYING ONE!" Sloglix telepathically sends to every slig in Oddworld.
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