[Statikk HDM]

I really can't think of anything. I liked it better when outsiders were parodied. For example George "all men are secreted equal" Bush.
Al Gore would say something like, "I don't trust those damn lockboxes. I am BITTER ABOUT LOSING TO SHRUB BUSH!!!!!!
Saddam Hussein: "Sure, inspect my weapons, comrade. We're clean. I will not use outlawed chemical weapons against enemies and my own people ever again. After you lift the sanctions we can go to Ali Akbar's for a bite to eat. He serves the best goat pizza this side of the Holy Land!"
Ariel Sharon "Yassir Arafat is the antithesis of a terrorist and I just adore his festive turban!"
Gay people "We're gay, big deal. Its not like we are going to have a lewd paradade about it."
The entire state of Nevada "Don't you think we should have tighter laws?
Big business "No more 200 billion dollar subsidies for us. Why don't the tax payers keep the money? Also, no more campaign contributions. Buying people's poltical clout with employess money is just wrong. Fromm this moment on we will curtail layoffs and keep jobs in the U.S.!"
Bill O'Reilley "Thats a very good point. I respect your right to disagree and will never scream at another guest again. I will stop pimping my crappy merchandise"