[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

1) At least the rules of baseball ar understandable. The British are damn good at making up games that nobody can understand the rules of (and then get thrashed at them by other nations).

EDIT:
Re: Erik's question:
2) Wolfenstein looks better.

1) Getting your hands trapped in the doors of a moving train (and you're outside the train)
2) Getting stuck in a tiny room with a cow with diarrhoea