Hey maybe I made a new form of Weed, exept not hazardous to your health. Wait, it is hazardous to your health, 35 people every year die laughing, or from falling out of chairs. Be cautious my friends, you never know when something like that could happen.......
Chapter6
As they made thier way through the corridors, Raquel noticed that Abe didn't exactlly sound like a Glukkon. They decided to try and practice on that more. "Hey Abe, you told me earlier you made a good impression of Molluk, exactlly, how good are you?" "Pretty good, not perfect, but good." "Can you show me?" "Okay, ahem.......um....what should I say?" He started blushing, he was probably kinda shy. "Um.... I don't know?" "Okay, ahem..... I don't know?" He did a perfect impersionation of Molluk. "................... How did you that?......" "What, am I bad?" "Hell no! Forget about practicing! Lets go blow up some Glukkon tushy!" "Do Glukkons even have tushies?" "Um...... good question, I'll have to ask Alf when I get a chance to go on my laptop." "Alf? How do you know him?!!!" "He's only on every talk show and every web site!!" "Web sites?!!!! I told him not to do that!! He spams way too much!" "And by the looks of it he tells lies, you aren't exactlly twelve feet tall, with a mustache." "Mustache?! I'm going to have to talk to Alf when I get back then......." He said in a angered tone. Finaly, they made it to the main hall, there was a donut stand, and a fat gaurd Slig with a hat that said 'dough boy' on it, sleeping face flat in a jelly filled Krispy Kreme. "Yup, sure is alot of dangerous gaurds here... mm hm... lots of 'em.... and veeeeery dangerous... yup...glad we went in that smelly room full of shmit and had marker drawn our butts, cause this looks reaaaly dangerous..... yup..... glad you thought of it...." "Okay so they slacked off a little on the gaurds, so what? There's bound to be more up ahead." "Yup, maybe they like jelly filled Krispy Kremes too." "Oh would you shut up!!!" They made their way down the hall further, on the way they past a giant Octopus with wings, Frankenstien, a Spinosaurus, and Godzilla, nothing too dangerous, but after a few hours of walking, they saw it, standing right there, in the middle of the hallway, was the most dangerous, and evil creature known to inhabit Oddworld. PIKACHU!!!! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Holy poop on a stick it's a Pikachu!!! Run like hell!!!" They ran from the two foot terror as it just stared at them with huge brown eyes. They hid behind a big box and waited for it to move. "What are we going to do?!!! It looks ready to pounce!" It now started licking its balls. "Its so vile and disgusting...... just look at it..... makes you want to puke." Abe started scratching his butt. "Yah, disgusting..." After a few hours, the Pikachu finished licking itself, and ran away. "Phew, that was a close one, I thought we were done for when it started picking its nose like that!!" After a few more minutes of walking, they came to a door gaurded by Sligs. "Uh oh.... we're not supposed to be here!"
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