Sorry it took so long to wright another chapter! I've been running around alot lately, wow you guys really like this one! Well heres your fifth helping, don't get too bloated now, ya'all here me?
Chapter5
This kid is nuts , Abe thought to himself. But if he was dumb enough to listen to her, then he was probably off his rocker too. "So what exactly do I have to do?" He asked. "Well, there is this one button in the Glukkons bathroom that'll blow up everything." "Why is it in the bathroom?" "Incase someone booby traps the toilets and puts Fleechs in there" "Why would someone do that?" "You'd be surprised." She started blushing. "Well where is the bathroom anyway?" "It's in the main hall, but thats full of security Sligs......" Suddenly, Abe got an idea. A wonderful idea, a terrible idea, he got a wonderfully terrible idea! "Hey Raquel," "What?" "Where's the Glukkon dressing room?" "What?!!!! Why would you wanna go there?!!!!" "Well you said it was full of security Sligs, if they see me, we're toast, but if they think I'm someone else......," "Abe you are crazy, brilliant sometimes, but crazy." So they went out to find the Glukkon dressing room, and beleive me, they did not want to go there. Who'd wanna anyway? It's all full of poop that got stuck in the poop shoots, and old Meech Munchies. Yes,you heard me right. Meech Munchies.Those things are like twinkies though, they never seem to rot. So finaly, they got to the poopy, old Meech Munchy Glukkon dressing room. Once they got there, Abe immediatly threw up. "This place smells like something the Slog left on the floor!" Shouted Raquel. "Well duh, why do you think I just threw up then?!!!" They wanted to make their visit quick so they started trying things on. "Well technically Abe, you're the only one who needs a disguize, I'll pretend to be your assistant." "Sounds good." He said, putting a pair of shoes on his hands and sticking his butt through the head hole. At the moment, lets just say Raquel was happy the editor had some censors glue left. "Well, how do I look?" He said. "Well, you're going to have to walk on your hands, but then your butt will be sticking out of the top. Hmmmmm......" She grabbed a magic marker and started drawing on his butt. "Hey! That tickles!!!" "Oh shut up, you sound like a Tickle-me-Aslik!!" When she was done, she gave him a mirror. On his butt, she drew a very bad Glukkon face, big orange eyes, buck-teeth, cigar, the whole works. "Well, isn't it great or what?" "Um....... ya..... it's...great... ya, it's great, ya. Hehe." He said sarcasticaly. "Well my dad always said I should have been an artist when I grew up." "Dad? What is this..... dad?" "You don't know what a dad is?" "What is dad? Do I know him?" "Oh ya, whoopsies. I forgot you didn't have one." "Can we buy one? Maybe they're at the dollar store." "Oh forget about it!!!" So they made their way to the main hall, where they would hopefully, get to the Glukkon bathroom. Abe walking on his hands with huge shoes, and a magic marker face on his butt, and Raquel with....... normal stuff, they trudged through the corridors looking like a two-person friek show. "Hey look! Everyone's running away from us! It must've worked!"
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