Gosh, this guy really takes it, doesn't he? I thought it was a prank to begin with, especially after reading this 'clever' sex analogy:
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Petting on a date is a lot like handling a stick of dynamite with a lighted fuse. Let's say Dick and Jane wear heavy work gloves on their first date. They park in a private location and light the end of a long fuse on a quarter-stick of dynamite. The first night, they pass the dynamite back and forth a couple times and then snuff out the sputtering fuse with their gloves. No harm done. There's still plenty of fuse left and the gloves protect their fingers.
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What - so the guy's going to ram a red cylinder marked TNT into his girlfriend like some Bugs Bunny cartoon, leaving a small pile of pubic hair and some blinking eyeballs when it explodes?
And how THE HELL would a pair of GODDAMN GLOVES protect you from a handheld explosion?