[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Oceania approximately on 1575.
Your profession was sailor, shoemaker.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to learn discretion and reasonability and then teach others to do that. Your life will be happier, when you help those who lack reasoning.

Some bits seem scarily accurate, just as horoscopes occasionally do, but I always attribute that sort of thing to coincidence. I reckon the script just randomly generates bits of sentences from a list.
For the record, I don't believe in reincarnation. It's a lovely theory and I want to believe it, but I see no scientific basis for it.