[Jacob]

Warning to all Christians & Homophobes: Homosexuals are like Lions. They will prey on you. Beware, if you see a Homosexual (You can tell by the way he minces) heading your way, be EXTREMELY careful. Homosexuals have a tendency to be loud and extremely un-predictable. It is advised you not make eye contact with them or pick up loose change when in front of one, this could provoke them into saying, the three most dangerous and disgraceful words known to Christians and Homophobes "Fancy a Drink". It is also advised that you do not brush up against one as you may catch 'Homosexuality' , 'Gayness' or 'Limp-Wristed-Syndrome'. These are very contageous diseases and it is now advised to get a shower (With no Homosexuals around) if you even enter a Homosexuals vicinity. Thankyou.
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Warning to all Homosexuals & Bisexuals:
Christians/Homophobes are like Hyenas. They are timid in small groups of two or three but in a pack they are ferocious killers. Beware if you see a Homophobe/Christian (You can tell by the way they walk; Homophobes - Strut like they are "All that" Christians - Walk with a Bible, clutched tightly to their chest) heading your way be EXTREMELY cautious. Homophobes have a tendency to be too masculine and like a lot of football. Christians tend to pray as they walk and say "God Bless you" to every person walking by (Apart from Homosexuals/Bisexuals). It is advised you not mince by them or say (In a high pitched, camp manner) "Ohhh, i just lurrrve your shoes!!" as this could provoke them into one of the two phrases, such as; "Aaaahhhh, you f*cking faggot, where's your boyfriend, George Michael?" or "Be gone Demon of Hell. Dominion of Terror. Devourer of innocent Souls!!" It is also advised you do not walk past a group of them who have Bibles/Crowbars as you could end up severly beaten or preached to. Thankyou.
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