No, no, no. I'm not angry at all. Why would I be angry? I was just clearing things up. I am actually happy to see that you guys stood up for me.
Thanks again! I'm glad to see that I have some sort of an audience.
Okay, I know you guys want the next chapter, and I am constantly working on it. I have not finished it yet, so I will give you this for the time being. I will give a more in-depth description of the meeting in the Universal RoboForce Headquarters. I feel that I did not give enough detail.
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General Kolestrein whipped his pointer at the display screen in the Universal RoboForce HQ meeting room. It displayed a map of Xandox with many colored dots and blobs on it. On one side of the elongated table there were five Phonoses, and on the other there were 5 robots specifically designed for military strategy. RJ and Badgi were sitting across from each other, Badgi looking quite smug, RJ looking very concerned.
"As some of you may know," started Kolestrein, "the population density of Xandox is growing larger and larger every month. We have tried many plans to reduce this extreme number, including the 2-child restriction law, but none of them have worked. So I have developed a new plan." He walked slowly around the room. "Now, some of you may say this plan is too risky, too dangerous. But I'm willing to take that risk."
"Can you please state this plan of yours, sir?" One of the younger Phonoses asked.
Kolestrein looked up thoughtfully for a moment. "I am going to send one of you on a mission. A mission to find a desolate, lifeless planet suitable for colonization. We will then slowly transport the people of Xandox to this new planet, and it will share the title of the capital planet of the Berxunda Galaxy."
"So wh-who did you find s-suitable for this mission, sir?" Asked a nervous military robot next to RJ.
"Someone in this room. Someone with twice the experience as everyone else, someone who keeps a level head in action, and has a strategic state of mind..."
Yes, he chose me! thought RJ. Okay, stay calm, act suprised...
"Badguy."
What?! Thought RJ. But I have 20 more years experience than him! This is a joke, isn't it...ha, ha, what a funny joke...
"Actually, it's Badgi," said Badgi. He pointed to his nametag profoundly.
"Oh, sorry," Kolestrein said embarrasedly.
"Excuse me, sir," said RJ, "but what mission did you assign me?"
"Ah, yes...what's your production number?" asked Kolestrein.
"RJ695007ADJ," RJ said nonchalantly.
"Let's see..." Kolestrein thumbed through the papers in his hand. "Ah, here we go..."
[and that's how RJ gets assigned the highway trash pickup.]
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