Wow, Kaimana. Thanks for that. You don't know how much that means to me. Well, let's just say you're my favorite Theory Generator. Anyhow, I got some more "You might be a Slig if..."s.
If you walk up to your pet cat, and, just to scare it, yell: "Look out!"
If you make "whoosh"ing sounds while throwing water balloons to throw at people.
If, after you hit them with the water balloon, you say: "Gotcha'."
If you call Coney Island Kinish "Paramite Pies".
If you call food-colored snack cakes "Scrab Cakes" (they really do taste better green).
If you walk up to your lazy 'ol cat and shout: "Here boy!" for no reason.
If you ever wonder what you'd look like with glowing red eyes.
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Posted by: Jay [Armed Slig]
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