Stanley old chum old pal. The best way I've ever gotten through to a girl is to yell at them. Not to the point of actually threatening them but get on the phone with them one day and say:
"NO! YOU LISTEN TO ME! I WASN'T TELLING YOU WHAT TO FREAKIN' WEAR DAMN IT. IF YOU WANT TO THINK THAT YOU GO ON A FRIGGIN' HEAD. BUT LISTEN TO ME. YOU NEED TO START TREATING ME LIKE A FRIEND. I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL."
Then as the yelling calms start to get real soft and whinney.
"I mean...*sniff*...c'mon. I'm sorry if you thought that but...*sniff*...that's not what I meant."
I am in no way violent or insane, it just works for me. Maybe girls around here are a bit close-minded or something.
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Posted by: Jay [Armed Slig]
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