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07-23-2002, 05:41 PM
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The man who buys it, doesn't need it. The man who needs it, doesn't know it. What is it?
A coffin.

No sooner broken than spoken. What is it?
Silence.

I am light as a feather, yet no man can hold me for long. What am I?
Breath.

When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar.

Where may you find roads without cars, forests without trees, and cities without houses?
An ants' nest?
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