[Armed Slig]

If you walk around you house, and, whenever you see a family member, say "Hi" in a Slig's tone.

If you walk around with a wooden plank and call it a machine gun in your garage (Oh, those lovely garage-guarding days).

If you stay still and if someone speaks to you from behind and turn abruptly and shout: "What?"

If you yell "Uh-uh" and "splee" before hitting on your little brother (strangely, I do this way too often).

If you make little mechanical noises when you walk.

If your Dad gives you an order you say "You got it boss."

If you're laying in bed and have nothing to wear, you wait 'til you Dad coems in and say: "Pants! I need pants! I'm screwed!" (Ah, such memories.)

PS: Thanks to oddling for the inspiration.

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