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11-30-2001, 02:50 PM
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1. If you were to date anyone in Oddworld, who would it be, and why?
I don't really relish the idea of dating an Oddworld creature. I find some Oddworld creatures beautiful, but in the same way that people say tigers or deer are beautiful; certainly not in a sexual way. I'd be quite happy to go on a 'just-friends' date instead of a 'boyf-and-girlf' date. Maybe 10-pin bowling with a Slig.

2. What pet would you have?
I'd like a nice friendly Slog. I'd be nice to it and train it not to bite people I like.
Paramites are cool as well, but they might be hard to tame.

3. What oddworld creature would you be?
I'd like to be a Glock Star, so that I could change some of the rules in the Magog Cartel and make life better for all the employed Mudokons and Sligs. And I'd get Phleg promoted.

4. What would you wear?
Preferably not normal Glukk clothing. I'd go for something similar, but tailored so that it didn't bind my wrists together.

5. What job would you have?
Head of a music electronics (CD players, etc) company.

6. What kind off product would you try? Would it work or backfire?
A portable mp3 player that held 500 mgs of music. People would want one, but something like that would have to be ludicrously expensive, so it wouldn't sell well.

What would you do, if Molluck, Dripik,
Phleg were to knock on your door?

:
Originally posted by Eibu:
Mullok: "Aren't you supposed to be dead?"
Dripik: "What's your name again? (heheh)"
Phleg: "Say 'Blue-bastard's Fault' for me!!!"
I wish I'd thought of those!
I'd probably never let them leave! Living with a real live Glukkon would be just too cool. Might even take my mind off WipEout Fusion for more than 10 minutes!

8. What would you do if a Slig was your bus driver?
I don't take buses. If it's less than 5 miles away, I walk there.

9. What game show would you be on?
Weakest Link's always good.

10. Would you want to pull of bigface's mask?
Oh yes!

11. What would you do when an Oddworld character was your chemistry teacher, math, etc?
Be over the moon.

12. What would you do, if a Slig was on your bed, wearing a silky sexy robe on your bed and he said that he needs a place to stay?
Go back to sleep.

13. What would you do if Abe beat you up or is your class bully?
Hit him with my rhythm stick.
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