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07-22-2002, 07:01 PM
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I'm gonna be switching from Abe's point of veiw, to Raquel's every now and then, so don't get confused mkay?

Chapter4

Raquel just stared at Abe with disbeleif. Was this really the big Mudokon terrorist everyone was talking about? If he was he, was puny! She saw pictures of him on the M.O.M but they only showed bad drawings of him made by whitnesses. They often showed him about 10 feet tall, with big claws and teeth. This guy could be blown over with one of those hand-dryers from the bathrooms! "Um........ hi? Um.... my name is Ricky, no it's Rachel, no not that um Ronny, no it's uh, uh, um, Raquel. Yah thats it! Um......," She just couldn't handel it anymore. "Damn you're puny! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHA BWAHAHAH BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! * cough* Aha, *Cough* Ahahahaha *Cough *Ah *Cough* a, *cough* uh.................... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She couldn't stop laughing. By now she had a major side-sticker and was on the verge of passing out. "Whats so funny? Why am I so puny? What did you think I looked like, big claws and teeth?"he asked with a puzzled look on his face. "Yes! Thats the thing about it, everyone drew you like, a million feet tall with big sharp teeth and stuff! Some of them even drew you eating a whole bunch of Sligs! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "They really did that?" "Yah! And now I finaly get to see what you really look like and, *Snort* you're a shrimp! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Okay I get it! I'm tiny okay? Now can we get outta here allready?" "Okay okay, hold on a sec. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Hits herself on head* Ow! Okay, all better." She then led him to the only exit she knew about. The only reason she did know about it, was that her Grandpa had tried to escape once, it didn't work. But right before they found him hiding under her bed, he told her where it was. But there was an itsy bitsy problem. YOU HAD TO GO THROUGH THE FLEECH KENNELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now that complicated things a bit. The only reason they had an exit, was incase of an emergency, a Glukkon called a few Slig to blast all the Fleech's out of there, then take the Glukkon to the exit, then let the Glukkon close the door on the Sligs that just saved it's life, and watch them all go boom. They couldn't put a guard there cause any Slig in the right mind would if they had the chance to. So they made it so you had to go through the Fleech kennels. And you'd have to have on heck of a big gun to get through there. Suddenly the idea came to her. She was risking her tush to get this guy out of here, maybe he should do the same. "Hey
Abe, hold on a sec. I'm doing a very dangerous thing here for you, just so you can get out. So if you want me to do something for you, you gotta do something for me. Get what I meen?" "Yah, what do I have to do? Get you a donut?" "No. I want you to blow up this place. It sucks, all my friends hate it, but all my friends also hate you, so blow this place up, you won't have to worry about them wanting to shoot you anymore!" "What are you nuts?! I'm not blowing anything up! Sure there was that one time I flushed that cherry-bomb down the toilet, but that doesn't count!" "Fine, deals off then. Now where did I put my rifle, hmmmmm........." "Okay okay! Don't shoot! I'll blow it up for you okay? You happy now? You're gonna get us all killed, but if thats what you want go ahead!" "Yipee! I love you too!" She then ran over and started kissing him, like he did before. "Blegh! Slig kisses! Nasty!"

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