*Dramatic music plays* duhn duhn duuuhn. Lucifer went boom! Bwahahahaha! I meen um *sniff* what a sad story! Oh what the heck, I've fallen off the wagon anyway! Wee woo wee woo! *Puts underwear on head* Nawrfligle gunganafaja, oon cheeky! Yeeehahahahaha!!!!
Chapter3
Escaping wasn't as hard as she thought it would be. The only person that stopped her, was a guard that asked her where she was going. She just said she was going to get a donut, then he let her pass through. Raquel just ran as fast as she could away from the scene. She wished she could just keep running forever and ever. Her life sucked, she hated everything now. The same thing happened to her mother when she had Raquel. She went nuts cause she kept f;ushing Legos down the toilet. Two weeks later she ended up in an assylum. She just ran and ran and ran until she ran into something. she looked up and saw a Mudokon. This wasn't an ordinary Mudokon though, it was blue. And if you're too stupid to know who it is by now, then I don't know how the hell you can read this!!!! "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" She shouted. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH" The Mudokon shouted in return. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They both shouted together. "Don't shoot!" The Mudokon yelled and curled up into a little ball on the ground sucking his thumb. "Hey I should be afraid of you! Not you afraid of me!" Then she too curled up into a fetal position and started sucking her thumb. "You're afraid of me?" Asked the Mudokon. "Hell yah I am! Why else would I be curled up in a ball sucking my thumb you numbskull?!!!!!" She said. "Well why are you afraid of me?" "Um.... I'm kinda afraid of Mudokons when I don't have my gun. You're lucky I didn't wet my pants yet, and short circuit them!" "Well aren't you going to shoot me?" "Nah, I'm not in the mood right now." "So you're not going to shoot me?" "No! Why do you keep asking?!" "I love you!!!!!" The Mudokon ran over and started kissing her. "Blegh! Stop kissing me! Who the heck are you anyway?!!!" "My name is Abe. Whats your name?" ".................................................................. Say...... that..... again?" She stared at him with disbeleife, and her eye started twitching madley. "I said my name is Abe, who are you?" ".................................. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't hurt me!!!!! I have a hamster and three goldfish!!!!! Please I'm too young for health insurance!!!!!!!!!" "Don't worry! I'm nor gonna do anything, just help me get the hell outta here!"
Hmmmm.... very interesting Watson, very interesting......
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