[Joe the Intern]

I thought I should all tell you... I'm... having a baby. And leaving on August 2nd. Sure, it's a little "early" to tell you, but who gives a damn? I know you'll miss me... Hell, you might even miss me so much you decide to leave behind your material possessions and join a monestary! That's what I'd do! I think I'm rambling, so I'll stop.

Edit: I forgot to mention, but for all you nosey people, I'll be going to Mexico for a one-week vacation.