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lol! But hey... intelligence of Einstein...Bush?
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Yes, your right. Although, he was IMMENSLY clever...until...*Dark, evil, echoey voice* The Pretzel came...
Hmmm, suddenly had a vision of a Pokémon fight.
Gary: "Gooooo Mini-Bush!! Ha-Ha Ash, with my Mini-Bush i can do some serious (Yet IMMENSLY stupid) damage to any of your Pokémon!!"
*Ash takes out Pokédex.*
Pokédex: "Mini-Bush. The evolved version of 'Two-Short-Planks'. This little, tiny, annoying little shit has immense power yet also immense stupidity. Look out for his úber move 'Nuke-anything-that-begins-with-'AFGHAN'."
*Ash puts Pokédex back*
Ash: "Hmmm, this calls for some serious action. Gooooooooooooooooooo Pretzel King!!"
Pretzel King: "Pret-Pret-Preeeet!!"
Mini-Bush: *To be said in a Psyduck like way* "Mini-Booosh(!)"
Gary: "Oh no!! Mini-Bush...quickly, come back!!"
*Mini-Bush runs around in circles clutching his head stupidly.*
Ash: "QUICK PRETZEL KING...DO 'IDIOTS-CHOKE-ON-THIS'!!"
*Pretzel King breaks up into tiny crumbs and then fly's quickly towards Mini-Bush, entering his mouth and clogging up his throat...killing him...forever.*
Ash: "Yey, well done Pretzel King!! Pretzel King?"
(Unfortunatly Pretzel King also gets digested. Bless.)
*Shakes head from side to side*
Whoa, weird vision.