[Dequibenzo]

Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to the beautiful World Wide Web, Earth's largest and most brutal public arena! Tonight's main event, the bout you've all been waiting for, the greatest socio-political argument of our times, and one heck of a knuckle-biter if I do say so myself!

In the blue corner, weighing in at a hefty 4000 plus years of following, with a record of building AND destroying entire lives and even civilizations based on just it's minor details, Literal Biblical Creaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaation Theory!

And, in the red corner, a new and majoritively untested face, but going like a lightening bolt through the scientific community AND general populus (whether you like it or not!), Darwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinian theory of evolution!

Remember, ladies and gentleman, these combatants have already seen it all, so it's going to be MIGHTY hard drawing new blood! Hold nothing back, this is a battle royal!

Let's get ready to rumblllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle!

Ding ding!