[oddling]

Okay heres a story of a lovely lady that was bringing up three very lovely girls, all of them had hair of gold, like their mother, the youngest one in curls...... Wait no it isn't!!!!!! Well I'm trying to make a story half drama half comedy. Like have a really dramatic moment and then all of a sudden someone farts. It's going to be about Abe and a Slig named Raquel (pernounced Ruh-kehl) that meet eachother and go on adventures yadda yadda yadda, well it's not going to be easy so let me know after this chapter if I fell off the wagon yet. Have fun and keep all arms, legs, and head inside of the vehicle at all times, thank you and enjoy the ride.

Chapter1

Raquel looked out at the orange, and purple stained evening sky from her post on the outside of the Barracks. She just didn't seem to fit in with the rest of the Sligs, while the others beat poor, half starved Mudokons to their death, Raquel just stared mystified at the outside world. She longed for freedom from the horrid Barracks, to be able to go wherever she wanted, to be able to do whatever she wanted to do without having to do it in a tight schedule. She needed open space, she was like a wild animal caged up in a zoo. She didn't like the idea of working for barely any money, staying in one place, doing the same thing day after day all her life. That was not her idea for a living, that was her idea for a nightmare. A nightmare that she was living in. All right cut the mushy stuff allready!!!!!! She didn't like the friggen Barracks and she wanted to get the hell out!!!!!! Why did I wright all that?!!!!!!! Oh great, I've fell off the wagon! Finaly! Now I can wear underwear on my head! Weee wooo weeee wooo! Allright back to the story. "Okay shifts over, get outta here!" Shouted the anouncer Slig over the mega-phone. "Finaly! And just in time to see that movie on the Sci-Fi channel!" She jumped in the air and did a little dance. She then noticed a group of less important Sligs staring at her. "What are you lookin at punks?!" She raised her bigger gun at them and threatened, immediatly they backed off. Then her friend Lucifer appeard and started a conversation. "Wow how did you do that?! I've been trying forever to make those creeps stop bugging me!" He exclaimed. "The trick is to have a bigger gun, if you get a few more promotions, maybe you'll see what I meen." She replied. "Yah I kinda allready see what you meen. If someone had a big thing like that pointed at your head would you keep making fun of them? Like lets say your in a tank full of Sharks, and all you have is yourself and a toilet plunger, only one of you can leave. It's obvious what you would choose. Now lets say this toilet plunger has a big AK 47 pointed at you, this changes your odds a bit." He said with a laugh. "Hahaha! You're hilarious Lucifer!" "Why do you think they made me head of the Idiots Club?" That night after wathcing Godzilla VS Barbera Striesand on the Sci-Fi channel with Lucifer, Raquel decided to hit the sack. As she fell to sleep, she thought about today. For some Odd reason, it felt like after this day life would never be the same.

Is it good?

Oddling l:c l