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07-16-2002, 04:42 PM
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: Jul 2002
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I hereby accuse pinky of heresy by three counts-Heresy by Word, Heresy by Deed and Heresy by Thought. You have three last chances. CONFESS to the heinous sin of heresy! Really now. I define Homosexuality as having an attraction to members of the same gender. This means a lot of people, many of them much godlier than most "christians" I know, have just bought themselves one-way tickets on the Bullet Train to Heck. Does this seem fair? And of course it makes more sense for a kind Buddhist who never killed a thing in his entire life, and did nothing but good for those around him to go to heaven than an axe-murderer who got "saved". Christianity, to quote Eric Idle, is no fun anymore. When people ask me "Are you saved?" I say, from what? When they ask if I knew I was born in satan, I say If I was born in Satan, I'd definitely be the first to know. This is not to say there are no good christians. I know a lot of people that do very admirable things. But they're not the majority. Most people think that if they make it to Christmas and Easter service they're doing OK. More than that, and they're having a good year. Yet they seem quite fervent in their ostracism of my beliefs. They use their Lord's name in vain like it was a conjunction. I go to a Catholic school. My atheist friend an I are more moral than most other people at school. I never say "God", because I'm not sure he exists, and it seems unwise to invoke his name. I have no doubt the Khanz and Kai are good and kind Christians, and I don't mean to criticize them. Green?
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