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To make a long story short, I was bored one day, so I got out the scissors and cut Teary Deary's eyes out.
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I would laugh and make a witty joke...but thats just awful (Obviously you know this...*Long Silence* ooooooK)
Anways, time for me;
I once put washing up liquid on my mums food...she ate it (Heh-Heh-Heh) - (I dont feel bad...so its ok)
I hacked all my friends email address' and then blatantly lied about it - (I dont feel bad...so its ok)
I left my Great Nana alone in Dr's whilst my other Nan got a check up. I was young, she was going relativly senile. I feel so ashamed now, she was one of the better one's of the family. She used to take a interest in stuff i did, even if she wasn't interested. She was funny aswell. - (I feel IMMENSLY bad...So its not ok)
I spread lies around the school about this kid who said i fancied this lad (Which i did...but it was a secret) i made all the girls in 3 tutor groups (And all his lessons) hate him. - (I dont feel bad, feel proud.)
In year 10 i talked behind all of my friends backs and bitched about them totally. They were really nice people aswell. I am not friends with 95% of them anymore. - (Feel bad sorta...so its sorta not ok.)
I planned 3 peoples murders;
(1st) - Poison. I scrunched up 25 paracetamol tabs and 15 laxative tabs and sprinkled them in his sandwiches. Unfortunatly he gave them to someone else and i had to rush into them and 'Accidently' knock the sandwich out of their hand. - (Proud. Its ok.)
(2nd) - Stabbing. I was going to slash his throat whilst he walked home from his girlfriends house. I never did. I lusted for him. - (Sorta proud for planning it.)
(3rd) - Arson. Walked to my arch enemies house with a petrol bomb. Unfortunatly the thing wouldn't light and so i just smashed it. I went through a whole half hour planning that though. Making sure i had a alibi and no evidence leading to me would be left. Dammit!! - (So very proud...and would do it again.)
Be-friended the biggest She-Bitch in the school. Thats just bad for the whole of man/woman kind. - (Proud)
Drank alcohol infront of my family. I got drunk and i acted the way i should only act infront of my friends... - (Ashamed...*Sigh*)
I have done more and when i remember them i shall get in touch.
Oh...wait. Made many members on the forum feel unwelcome. Such as Halo Man, Roy...ermmm...some more. They have now left *Sigh* Cos of me - (Proud because i got rid of the 'pests' not so proud because they have probably killed themselves now.)