[Edo]

As seen in my profile, I, to put it simply, hate McDonald's. For many reasons. Since many people like meat, I will not go into animal welfare reasons, but still there are many reasons to hate this wicked, wicked restaurant. First off, for people who like meat, I sort of respect that (I like for people to respect that I don't like meat), but have you ever taken yourself out of the happy atmosphere, removed the bun and fixings and actually cut up the patty and looked inside? Clear your pallette with water. I defy you to eat the whole thing. I triple dog dare you! Go on, enjoy that happy, fun, yummy burger. Secondly, and just as important, they corrupt our minds and especially children's minds by causing them to think those sickening steamers they try to pass of as food are not only safe for human consumption, but actually GOOD. Many people that could have been productive forward-thinking individuals have had their mind and body poisoned by this garbage! Look at the state of public health. In America, The most virulent disease going around is obesity! I'm not talking about being pleasingly plump. I wouldn't trust a skinny cook. Being a little pudgy is ok. I mean dangerously fat! Congestive heart failure is the #1 killer in the U.S. Surprise, surprise, huh? Upwards of 40 grams of fat in a Big Mac! Round it off with a large fries, fried in 6-month-old oil, and you've already had too much for the day! This is fine and dandy if you're a marathon runner, but so many McDonald's patrons, well aren't. I don't claim to be an image of perfect health, but many people I see today make me ashamed to be an American. (As if Hiroshima, the death penalty, national stupidity, and the fact that I'm living in a confederation of skanks weren't enough.) Frankly, I think it's gone too far.
But there's hope. If we all work together, I think we can take 'em down. Even if we don't, we can dream, can't we? So whaddya say? Are you with me? I would love to hear all responses, for and against. I will explain how when I find some people that agree with me. In closing, I would like to thank you for your time and consideration. May Odd be with you. Always.