1. Surprise Nut trample
2. Two spoonfuls of honey, shot of rum, repeat 12 times
3. Savage blow to solar plexus
4. Put Gas station air hose in mouth and pinch nose
5. Artificial Esophagus implant
6 Prayer
7. Complain about Hiccups
the onion
how do you get rid of the bastards, i count backwards