[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

The worst games I've ever played:

Kingsley's Adventure (PSX) - who would have thought that the makers of WipEout could have come up with something so poor?
Gubble (PSX) - I'm not surprised Tom palmed it off on me; it's utter guff. I sold it to Mad Andy (local games shop) and he only offered me £2 for it!
G-Surfers (PS2) - I was so impatient having to wait for WipEout Fusion that I blasphemously bought another anti-grav racer (shock horror!). Fear not, my beloved WipEout, for I shall never defect to the dark side again. This game stinks.
Spyro: Season Of Ice (GBA) - Oh my, this was dire. Thank Odd there's a decent version (made by a different developer) coming to PS2 next year (I had a dream last night in which it got released early and I saw it in a shop. I decided to buy it [I nearly always have enough money to buy anything in my dreams - on the only occasion I didn't I used a fake credit card... but I didn't get away with it. The shopkeeper was a nice lad and didn't press charges, though], but it was rated 18! I had to stand on tiptoe and try and look as old as possible to buy it. I succeeded, but I woke up before I got to play on it! Grrr!).
Tomb Raider (any of 'em) - (various) Just not my thing. The earlier versions have pants graphics, and Lara moves like a sedted hippo.
Final Fantasy 8 - mediocre graphics, gameplay so boring it made me want to scream, random battles and dull, repetitive music. NO!