From Dear Alf. Here's what was actually published:
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Q: Helloooooooo! Were there any sligs who were friends with you and Abe?
Alf: Once there was a slig named Wildum who was kind of a nice guy to me and Abe. He didn't beat us, and he'd even let us have a drink, if we brought him one, too. The other sligs found out, and they beat him to death with his own arms. It was horrible.
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