Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a scientist. This will cause the world to choke on their food, stunned by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must smash that Opera House in Sydney. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your opening of the seven seals, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money
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