Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a diplomat. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.
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