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07-12-2002, 08:02 PM
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Mojo
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: Dec 2001
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I'm Evil
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first devour a chosen one. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, horrified by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?


Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Statue of Liberty. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your opening of the seven seals, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
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- You're a dick, Mojo.
- And you're still a dick.

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