Hay this is funny!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a police chief. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, amazed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?
Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge Empire State Building. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your unholy weapon, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
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