Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a rock star. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?
Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate New York. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must covertly move your corporate takeover, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
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