Hey Dakkan. I only picked 4 staff members...You were definately on my list, though I didn't hire you right off. I am trying to be as professional about this as I can without hurting anyones feelings!
The main reason I didn't hire you is because you swear a lot. I dont have a problem with that kind of thing, but I figured you might slip and go off about something on my news page. But anyways, I would really love for you to be staff. Actually, I would love for you to be one of the "official artists". But your scanner is broke! that stinks. You can get scanners for really cheap these days, and they come with the software. I usually dont give my mailing address out over the internet, but I might make an exeption. I would much rather you just get your scanner fixed though.
