Personal ads.
Men's ads:
40-ish = 52 and looking for 25 year-old
Athletic = Watches a lot of sport
Good looking = Arrogant
Very good looking = Dumb as a board
Honest = Pathological Liar
Likes to cuddle = Insecure Mama's boy
Mature = Older than your father
Physically fit = Goes to the gym once a year
Very sensitive = Gay
Thoughtful = Says "Excuse me" when he farts
Women's ads:
40-ish = 49
Adventurer = Slept with all your friends
Athletic = No chest
Average looking = Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful = Pathological liar
Emotionally Secure = Medicated
Fun = Annoying
Gentle = Comatose
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate = Sloppy drunk
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