Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a pope. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, frightened by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison that Opera House in Sydney. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your unholy weapon, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.
Any Australians may want to forget about going to the opera house on the 24th... Hm, and I'm competing with Alcar for all those pathetic souls now. Damn you, you demented challanger.
Last edited by Majic; 07-11-2002 at 09:38 PM..
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