Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first devour a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?
Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Internet. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your secret death ray, bringing about the dead rising from the grave. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you.
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Those nasty mean english teachers...
Alcar...
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