[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

Share the strangest of your midnight movies with us. Here are the barmiest ones I can remember:

1) I was the director of a Japanese film company. I can't speak Japanese, and the film crew couldn't speak English, so I had to have an interpretor. We were shooting a film in which some planes landed on Uluru (Ayer's Rock), but our budget wasn't big enough to fly to Australia and rent the planes and everything else, so we got round the problem by having me lie down on the floor with a brown cloth over me, pretending to be Uluru, and then they dubbed the planes in with CGI.

2) I was in a queue waiting to go on a roller coaster up in the mountains. It was snowing and everyone was wearing ski outfits to keep warm. Nelson Mandela was standing behind me, wearing a bright orange ski jacket and a blue baseball cap. I was on my own, and there were lots of people waiting to go on the coaster, so I had to go in a compartment with him. It was really weird when I woke up, but it seemed perfectly normal at the time. The roller coaster also went sideways rather than forwards.