[Statikk HDM]

What do you get if you cross an elephant witha rhino? Elephino!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Cuz it was dead!(awww!)
Why did the baby fall from the tree?
Cuz it was nailed to the monkey!
Whats the difference between God and bill gates?
God doesn't think he's bill gates
Bill gates dies and God asks him where he wants to go, heaven or hell. Bill wants to check out hell first.
So he goes down to hell and its a nerds paradise.
Bill says he wants to stay in hell
But when he arrives in hell, everyone is being burnt and tortured.
So bill says to satan, "What gives, man! This place used to be awesome!"
Satan replies, Bill, That was our screen saver Mwuhahaha!
One day Minnesota Vikings fan from Palm Beach dies and goes to hell. When he arrives there, Satan amps the temperature, but it doesn't bother the Floridian at all! Satan asks him whats up and the viking fan replies"You think this is hot! This is downright fridgid to me!
Satan thinks, Fridgid, I'll give 'em fridgid, dammit!"
He turns off all the heat.
The next day, however satan sees the viking fan rejoicing! Satan asks him why and the man shouts "Yes,! The Vikings won the superbowl! Those purple bastards finally won the superbowl!"