- Cats bring you presents.
- Cats have over ten times as many vocal sounds, and yet they only use them if they have to.
- Stroking cats relieves stress.
- Data has a cat.
- Cats' breath doesn't stink.
- On the whole, cats take up less room when they sleep, and are easier to move than sleeping dogs.
- Wet cats don't reek.
- Cats can climb ladders.
Just thought I'd show my active role in the Cat Lovers' Club.