Cats are better than Dogs in so many ways... They're:
- Cleverer
- Cuter
- Easier to care for
- Less active
- Less liable to leap up at you and drool over your face
- More likely to realise that when you throw a stick away, you don't want the f*cking thing back
- Nicer to stroke
- Lazier
- More friendly (there aren't many cats in my area that sit up and bark loudly at anyone who passes by)
- Less friendly (dogs are so bloody enthusiastic about you)
- Deadlier (when in the right mood)
- Just generally all-round cooler
Face the evidence, dog-lovers. Your best friend is the scum of the pet world... 
EDIT: Oh, and they can flush toilets... Even the ones who can't at least have the politeness to bury it, rather than just leave it on the pavement for someone to slip in. Besides, when was the last time you saw a cat lay a cable in the street anyway?
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Last edited by Danny; 07-08-2002 at 09:28 AM..
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