Here's a classic blonde joke.
A blonde was driving right, and she got pulled over because she was swerving when she was driving. She rolled down her window for the officer and he said "What is you excuse for driving like a drunkard?" and she said "I am trying to follow the rules of the road and drive right, but this little tree is in the way! It's going left, right, left, right, left, right, in circles and back and forth! I'm trying to drive over it". And then the police officer was like "Ma'm....that's the card fresherner shaped as a tree." and then she was like "Oooooh, thanks officer!"
LOL! What a ditz!!!
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