Yeah, good to have you back, Danny! Nothing happened while you were gone! No, nothing! Nothing at all! I swear, absolutely nothing, no... accusations, or, you know, anything like that. Don't be silly! Ha ha ha ha, such a kidder, you are. Well, I, uh, umm...
So how was your trip? Please, elaborate in graphic detail, spend a good amount of time writing. No need to waste precious seconds consulting the posts since you left, no, none at all...
Please don't kill me
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