Hey, everyone, let's annoy Alf by all sending him the same question! Yeah! Let's!
Actually, if we all ask Alf Molluck's assistant's name, we're sure to be either:
a) rewarded with a proper answer.
b) annoyed when Alf provides a silly answer.
or
c) the butt of Alf's humour when he decides to annoy us back by ignoring the question utterly.